Who is Jack Kaup?

Man, I don't... ugh. I don't know who I am, so I'll list some facts about me and you can make your own conclusions:

  • I'm white. Like really white. Like SPF 2,000,000 white.

  • I'm a musician who can barely read notation. Listen at your own risk.

  • This is my website, in case you didn't know that somehow.

  • I can't touch my toes, but I can touch your heart <3

  • I once saved a person from asphyxiation and they don't know that I did it.

  • I graduated from the University of Illinois. My liver and bank accounts are still recovering.

Thanks for stopping by.